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Vocabulary and Jargon
1. crustin' : mangy non well groomed appearence
2. duce'd : extremely intoxicated in a drunk condition
3. Scoot Back on It : Rectal Sodomy
4. Mount Backward : Rectal Sodomy
5. pullin' the bond : getting away with something in a slick manner
6. jack and crash or J and C : The mans way to relax of jacking off with either porn or by memory/fantasy just prior to going to sleep.
7. superior mind : el duce's summation of his mental ability, came to denote a general godlike aura of the mentors in general
8. trunk up : the act of buying enough beer before closing time such that you do not run out during the course of the night.
9. max : a verb, meaning to "crust and gross" on a females body
10. Yeash : In a Drunken State, a slurred "yes" sounds like Yeash. This pronunciation was also influenced heavily by the song "Lonely Boy" on the album entitled Ball by the group Iron Butterfly. This is a favorite album of El, Sickie and Cardinal Don Strand in the Church of El Duce. Anyway, YEASH is a more powerful and righteous and grandious way of saying yes. { This definition was provided by Cardinal Don Strand of the Church of El Duce. Cardinal Strand is the prelate of the Archdioscese of Seattle } }
11. The Hot Box : a Mentor Punishment device which was a enclosure the size of a dog house in which Mentors in the Mentor Clavern who had displayed any form of pussy whipped behavior would have to climb into to be subjected to extreme heat in the summer time to atone for thier sins of stupidity.